{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?","punchline":"They had a reptile dysfunction.","id":85}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?","punchline":"He was Bjorn again","id":392}
{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
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The Colt Revolving Belt Pistol or Navy Pistol, sometimes erroneously referred to as \"Colt Revolving Belt Pistol of Naval Caliber\" or \"of Navy Caliber\", is a .36 caliber, six-round cap and ball revolver that was designed by Samuel Colt between 1847 and 1850. Colt first referred to this Revolver as the Ranger Size model, and then Revolving Belt, but the designation \"Navy\" quickly took over.
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